Time Travel Toaster 3000: A Paradoxical Pasta Experience

Welcome to the Time Travel Toaster 3000, the only device capable of cooking up a plate of pasta while simultaneously unraveling the fabric of time.

Our toaster has been known to create temporal paradoxes that will leave you questioning reality.

But be warned: our toaster is not responsible for any timelines that may become trapped in an infinite loop of spaghetti.

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