Time-Traveler's Tartine

A breakfast dish so good, it'll make you question the fabric of space-time.

Warning: consuming this tartine may cause:

Disappearance of your breakfast routine
Uncontrollable urges to shout "I'm a temporal anomaly!"
Temporary loss of sense of time and space

Quantum Quiche: for the truly adventurous Pan-Dimensional Pancakes: for the breakfast brave

Don't have a heart attack, Emergency Eggs are on standby.