Quantum Quiche Recipe: A Breakfast of the Multiverse

Warning: Attempting to cook this quiche may result in unintended consequences, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, or the sudden appearance of a talking toaster.

Instructions:

1. Preheat your toaster to 400 degrees Kelvin.

2. Place Schrodinger's Bacon in the toaster oven.

3. Crack open Many Worlds Eggs into a bowl.

4. Add Uncertainty Milk and Parallel Cream to the bowl, stirring until the mixture reaches a state of superposition.

5. Pour the mixture into the toaster oven.

6. Sprinkle Quantum Salt to taste.

7. Serve immediately, but be warned: the quiche may not actually exist in your reality.