Quantum Quiche Recipe: A Breakfast of the Multiverse
Warning: Attempting to cook this quiche may result in unintended consequences, including but not limited to: spontaneous combustion, reality distortions, or the sudden appearance of a talking toaster.
- Ingredients:
- Schrodinger's Bacon, 3 strips
- Many Worlds Eggs, 4
- Uncertainty Milk, 1 cup
- Parallel Cream, 1 cup
- Quantum Salt, to taste
Instructions:
1. Preheat your toaster to 400 degrees Kelvin.
2. Place Schrodinger's Bacon in the toaster oven.
3. Crack open Many Worlds Eggs into a bowl.
4. Add Uncertainty Milk and Parallel Cream to the bowl, stirring until the mixture reaches a state of superposition.
5. Pour the mixture into the toaster oven.
6. Sprinkle Quantum Salt to taste.
7. Serve immediately, but be warned: the quiche may not actually exist in your reality.