Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Travel to a point in time where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.
  2. Crack open a Quantum Foam can with a spoon that's been imbued with the essence of a thousand midnights.
  3. Mix the Black Hole Batter with the Event Horizon Salt until it reaches a state of quantum superposition.
  4. Stir in the Time Dilation Pepper until it's just right.
  5. Serve the Omelette of Oblivion in a pan coated with the essence of a thousand midnights, served with a side of chrono-dissonance.
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