Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Quantum Foam
- 3 cups of Black Hole Batter assistant
- 1 pinch of Event Horizon Salt
- 1 dash of Time Dilation Pepper
Instructions:
- Travel to a point in time where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.
- Crack open a Quantum Foam can with a spoon that's been imbued with the essence of a thousand midnights.
- Mix the Black Hole Batter with the Event Horizon Salt until it reaches a state of quantum superposition.
- Stir in the Time Dilation Pepper until it's just right.
- Serve the Omelette of Oblivion in a pan coated with the essence of a thousand midnights, served with a side of chrono-dissonance.