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Recipe 3: Quiche of the Infinite Loop
Recipe 3: Quiche of the Infinite Loop
Warning: This recipe may cause paradoxical time dilation. Prolonged consumption may lead to spontaneous combustion.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of Chrono-Crème Fraîche
- 3 eggs of the Singularity
- 1/2 cup of Quantum Cheese (imported from a parallel universe)
Instructions:
- Preheat the Toaster-Tron to 350° F. Yes, it's a toaster.
- In a temporal vortex, beat the eggs of the Singularity until they're just set.
- Pour in the Chrono-Crème Fraîche and Quantum Cheese. Stir counterclockwise for 17.5 minutes.
- Pour the mixture into the Toaster-Tron and set the timer for 42 minutes.
- When the timer dings, the quiche will be ready. Or will it?
Side effects may include:
- Time travel to a nearby planet
- Spontaneous combustion
- Temporary loss of sanity
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