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Recipe 3: Quiche of the Infinite Loop

Warning: This recipe may cause paradoxical time dilation. Prolonged consumption may lead to spontaneous combustion.

Ingredients:

Instructions:

  1. Preheat the Toaster-Tron to 350° F. Yes, it's a toaster.
  2. In a temporal vortex, beat the eggs of the Singularity until they're just set.
  3. Pour in the Chrono-Crème Fraîche and Quantum Cheese. Stir counterclockwise for 17.5 minutes.
  4. Pour the mixture into the Toaster-Tron and set the timer for 42 minutes.
  5. When the timer dings, the quiche will be ready. Or will it?

Side effects may include:

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