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Temporal Tostada Recipe - Time Traveler's Kitchen
Temporal Tostada Recipe - Time Traveler's Kitchen
Warning: Do not attempt to make this recipe unless you have a functioning time machine.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of time-traveling tortilla chips
- 1/2 cup of chrono-displaced chicken
- 1/4 cup of quantum cream
- 1 tablespoon of relativity-reduced salsa
- 1/2 teaspoon of paradoxical paprika
Instructions:
- Preheat your time-traveling tortilla chip oven to 400 degrees.
- Place the chrono-displaced chicken in the oven and cook for 20 minutes.
- Mix the quantum cream with the relativity-reduced salsa in a bowl.
- Add the paradoxical paprika to the mixture and stir counterclockwise.
- Place the mixture on top of the cooked chicken and serve.
Side effects of consuming this recipe may include:
- Mysterious disappearances of loved ones
- Unpredictable changes in the space-time continuum
- Uncontrollable urges to shout "I AM A TIME TRAVELER!"
See also:
Chaos Theoretic Chili Recipe
Time Traveling Ramparties Recipe