Prehistoric Breakfasts

Medieval Muesli Recipes

Welcome to the land of cavemen and cavewomen, where breakfast was a daily grind.

The Ugh-ghast

A breakfast of crushed rock and berries. Mix 1 part rock with 2 parts berry, and serve with a side of regret.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup crushed rock
• 2 cups berries

The Mammoth Muesli

A breakfast of meaty proportions. Mix equal parts mammoth meat with 1 part crushed ferns.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup mammoth meat
• 1 cup crushed ferns

The Sabertooth Sizzler

A breakfast of fiery passion. Mix 1 part saber-toothed tiger steak with 2 parts cave fire.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup saber-toothed tiger steak
• 2 cups cave fire

More recipes to come!

Try:

• Ugh-ghast
• Mammoth Muesli