Ugly Broccoli Bites: Prenhistoric Recipes for the Discerning Time-Traveler

A recipe for the ages... and the ages before that.

Ingredients:

• 1 bunch of ancient, gnarled broccoli
• 1/4 cup of fossilized butter
• 1 tablespoon of crushed, carbonized rock salt
• 1/2 teaspoon of prehistoric pepper

Instructions:

1. Mix the broccoli with the rock salt and fossilized butter until it forms a crumbly, ancient paste.
2. Add the prehistoric pepper and mix until the flavors are in balance with the timestream.
3. Serve on a rock slab, garnished with a fossilized egg from the Cretaceous period.

Other Recipes in this Time Period:

Ugly Squid Bites: The Cephalopod Edition

Rocky Eggs: A Recipe for the Paleolithic

Mammoth Muffins: A Recipe for the Ice Age

Time-Traveler's Tip:

When traveling through the timestream, be sure to pack a snack.