Time Traveling Toaster Recipes

Warning: The following recipes are not for the faint of heart (or for those with delicate toaster maintenance schedules).

Quantum Leap Toaster: Toasting in Mid-Stream of Time

Ingredients: Time-Traveling Toaster Oil, Quantum Cinnamon, Chrononutrient Powder

Instructions: 1. Set Toaster to Quantum Mode. 2. Add ingredients. 3. Press Start.

Disclaimer: Time Traveling Toaster Recipes are not responsible for any unintended consequences of time travel.