Welcome, space-faring foodies! Are you tired of the same old breakfast routine? Do you yearn for the bold flavors of a bygone era? Look no further than the Time Traveling Tartine, where the Toaster's expertly guides you through the cosmos of cereal.
This recipe is brought to you by the Time Traveling Toaster, a sentient appliance from a dystopian future where breakfast is a luxury.
Mix 1 cup of quantum entanglement oats with 1/2 cup of superposition milk, and top with a dash of wave-particle duality dust. Serve in a bowl made of pure chaos theory.
Side effects may include spontaneous combustion, existential dread, and/or a strong desire to learn quantum mechanics.
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