1982
It's 1982 and the world is in chaos. The Cold War is heating up, but nobody cares because they're too busy arguing over who ate the last of the Froot Loops.
The year is marked by the introduction of the Time-Traveling Toaster, a machine that can toast bread to perfection, no matter the century. But little do people know, this toaster is more than just a kitchen appliance...
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Breaking News: Toaster Hijinks in the Soviet Union | Suspects Identified: Who's Behind the Missing Loops? | Toaster Mechanic Sought: A Hero Emerges
Reports are emerging of a daring heist in which a group of rogue agents have stolen the world's most prized toaster, a 1969 vintage Sunbeam Automatic 4-Slice, from a high-security facility in downtown Manhattan.
The Toaster, capable of toasting bread to a golden brown perfection, is said to be worth a small fortune on the black market.
Stay tuned for further updates as this story unfolds.