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The Great 1982 Toast Heist

Suspects Identified

After a thorough investigation, our top agents have narrowed down the list of suspects in the infamous 1982 Toast Heist.

Meet our top five suspects:

1. Balthazar McSass - Known for their love of 80s fashion and questionable life choices.
2. Vivian 'The Toast Whisperer' LaRue - A self-proclaimed expert in all things toaster-related.
3. The enigmatic and elusive, 'Toast' Jenkins - A master of disguise and toast-themed deception.
4. The Toast Kingpin, 'Black' Jack McCoy - A notorious figure with a taste for the finer things in life... like burnt toast.
5. The mysterious and reclusive, 'Toast' Baker - A genius of the toaster arts, or so they claim.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing case!