The Great Toast Heist of 1982
Suspect #5 Profile
Suspect #5: "The Toast Whisperer"
Suspect #5, codename: "The Toast Whisperer", was a mastermind behind the Great Toast Heist of 1982.
Little is known about this enigmatic figure, except that they possessed an uncanny ability to predict the perfect toast-to-plate ratio.
Known associates include:
- Dr. Butter, a renowned pastry scientist
- The infamous Toaster Kingpin, "The Crumbly"
- A shadowy figure known only as "The Jammer"
Investigations are ongoing. Stay vigilant, citizens.
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