The Great Toast Heist of 1982

Suspect #5 Profile

Suspect #5: "The Toast Whisperer"

Suspect #5, codename: "The Toast Whisperer", was a mastermind behind the Great Toast Heist of 1982.

Little is known about this enigmatic figure, except that they possessed an uncanny ability to predict the perfect toast-to-plate ratio.

Known associates include:

Investigations are ongoing. Stay vigilant, citizens.

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