It was the summer of 1985, and the world was on the brink of disaster. The Soviet Union was in shambles, the Cold War was heating up, and everyone's taste buds were crying out for something more. Enter our hero, the toast thief, who had a plan to save the world from the bland, crumbly breakfasts that had been foisted upon us.
With a trusty toaster in hand, he set out to steal the world's most coveted toast, the legendary "Brioche au Jambon" from the heavily guarded Breakfast Club of Paris.
But little did our hero know, the Breakfast Club was not just a social club, but a secret society of culinary masters, hell-bent on ruling the world with their perfect omelets.
As our hero made his daring escape, he was hot on the heels of the club's enforcer, the infamous "Toastinator", a man with a heart of stone and a soul ofประก Read about his encounter with the Toastinator.
The world would never be the same after that fateful night in 1985.
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But our hero, undeterred, continued on his quest for the world's perfect slice.