It started with a toaster. Not just any toaster, but the Toaster. A machine of immense power, forged in the fires of a bygone era, imbued with the essence of a thousand mid-Atlantic breakfasts.

Our hero, a time-traveler from the year 3050, had been sent back to the 1980s to prevent a catastrophic future where humanity had been reduced to a society of toaster-hugging, coffee-swilling, carb-loaded zombies.

He arrived just as the Toaster was being activated, its glowing coils sparking to life as it began to spit forth a slice of toast that would change the course of history.