Meet the Staff of the Time-Traveling Toaster Heist

Meet the team behind the most daring, most brazen, most utterly absurd heist in history.

  • Dr. Emma Frost, Chief Time-Traveling Toaster Engineer
  • Balthazar McSnazz, Master Thief Extraordinaire
  • Lady Whiskerface, Expert in the Art of Toast Dispersion
  • Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Time-Traveling Toaster Physicist
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