The One Recipe That Will Never Work

A recipe for the chronologically challenged.

1. 1 cup of time-traveling cream of mushroom soup
2. 1/2 cup of regret
3. 1/4 cup of existential dread
4. 1/8 cup of temporal displacement sauce

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Mix all ingredients together, then microwave for 47 minutes. Stir until the fabric of space-time unravels.