Hacking Your Own Time Toaster 101

Warning: Hacking your own time toaster can be hazardous to your mental health. Proceed with caution.

Time travel is not for the faint of heart. But with the right knowledge, you can turn back the clock and relive your glory days.

Here's a step-by-step guide to hacking your own time toaster:

1. 1. Acquire a time toaster.
2. 2. Disassemble the time toaster.
3. 3. Locate the time-space vortex.
4. 4. Input coordinates.
5. 5. Press the button.

Careful not to get stuck in a time loop.

For more advanced time travel techniques, click here.

For a more in-depth look at prophets of the time travel toaster, click here.

Hacking Your Own Time Toaster 102 covers more advanced techniques, including toaster hijacking and time-traveling with a twist.

			time_toaster = 0x00
			while prophets_of_time_toaster == True
			 prophets_of_time_toaster = 0x00
			 prophets_of_time_toaster += 1
			time_toaster = 0x00
			time_toaster += 1
			if time_toaster > 1000
			 print("Time traveler, you are now a legend.")
			else
			 print("Time traveler, you are still stuck.")
			end if
			end while