Prophets of the Time Toaster

Because who needs actual prophecy when you can have toast?

Our team of expert prophets have been tasked with predicting the future, one slice at a time.

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Our Prophets

Bartholomew McSass, Chief Prophet
Dr. Emily Punsley, Expert in the Field of Sausage
Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Time-Traveling Expert

Learn more about Bartholomew McSass Dr. Punsley's credentials Professor Bottomsworth's time-traveling adventures

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