You've finally managed to tame a Toaster Dragon, a mythical creature known for its ability to turn your morning coffee into a work of art.

Toaster Dragon Taming 101

Step 1: Offer it a decent cup of coffee

Don't bother with that instant stuff, Toaster Dragons are connoisseurs of fine brews.

Step 2: Be prepared for a fiery personality

Toaster Dragons are known for their fiery tempers, so keep your wits about you.

Safety Tips for Toaster Dragon Taming

Remember, a Toaster Dragon is a long-term investment. Treat it with love and care, and it'll be yours for the rest of eternity... or at least until it gets bored and eats you.