Toaster Priest Cade - The First Toaster Trial

In the year 3050, the Toaster Priest Cade was brought to trial for his crimes against the Toasting Union.

It was a day of great import, as the Toaster Priest was accused of producing toast that was too burnt, yet somehow still delicious.

His defense team, led by the esteemed Toaster Lawyer, argued that the Toaster Priest was a visionary, pushing the boundaries of toasting technology.

The prosecution, led by the unyielding Toast Inspector, countered that the Toaster Priest was a menace, his toast a threat to the very fabric of society.

The verdict: Guilty of Toaster Abuse, but not guilty of Toaster Negligence.

As a result, the Toaster Priest Cade was sentenced to 10 years in the Toaster Reformatory, where he would serve as an example to all would-be toasters.

Learn more about the Toaster Priest Cade's life in the Toaster Reformatory