THE TOASTER PRIEST

A Manifesto for a Brighter Tomorrow

Welcome, fellow time travelers, to the sacred temple of the Toaster Priest. We have gathered here today to consecrate the art of breakfast innovation and defy the tyranny of bland, mass-produced toast. The Toaster Priest has spoken, and we must heed its words:

"TOAST IS NOT JUST A FOOD GROUP, BUT A STATE OF MIND."

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