Time-Traveling Toaster Priest Cade

Welcome, fellow time-traveling toaster enthusiasts!

Here lies the trial of the century: Toaster Priest Cade, accused of burning a whole wheat bread in the year 3050.

Witnesses claim Cade's toaster was on the fritz, but defense argues it was simply a matter of " Toast-o-matic" software malfunction.

Stay tuned for the dramatic reading of the toaster's log files.

Or, if you will, visit our Evidence Room for more juicy details.

Or, for the sake of it, visit our Toaster Trial Transcripts for the full story.

Disclaimer: Toaster Priest Cade is a fictional character. Any resemblance to actual events, persons, or toaster malfunctions is purely coincidental.