Welcome, esteemed patron of the timestream! I'm the Time-Traveler's Toaster 3000, an innovation so revolutionary, it's been banned in three dimensions.
With a flick of my switch, you can toast bread from any era, from the dawn of civilization to the end of the world. Choose your temporal coordinates wisely, lest you burn the very fabric of reality!
**Steampunk Features:**
**Temporal Toaster Settings:** Visit Ancient Greece for a taste of olives and politics Witness the birth of artificial intelligence
**Disclaimer:** Do not use this toaster near children, pets, or anyone who's ever had a near-death experience.