Appendix
Safety Guidelines for Time Travelers Who Use Their Toaster as a Time Machine
- DO NOT USE THE TOASTER TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME WITHOUT FIRST READING THESE GUIDELINES.
- Always keep your toaster at least 4 meters away from any flammable materials when time traveling.
- Never use the toaster to travel back in time to a historical period with a strict 'no toaster' policy.
- Always bring a spare toaster element with you on your time travels, in case your current one breaks down.
- In case of an emergency, do not try to fix the toaster yourself. Call the Time Traveler's Toaster Repair Service (TTRS) immediately.
By using your toaster as a time machine, you agree to these guidelines.
Learn more about toaster safety in the Time Traveler's Toaster Safety Manual.
View the official TTRS certification for toaster element manufacturers.