Safety Guidelines for the Chronologically Adventurous

Q: What is the risk of time paradox?

A: The risk of time paradox is high.

Q: What is the most important safety feature in a toaster?

A: Toaster-Gravity is the most important safety feature in a toaster. Don't ask questions.

Q: What should I do in case of a temporal toaster emergency?

A: Call our emergency hotline: +1-800-TIME-TOAST. Don't worry, we'll send a team of highly trained toaster repairmen to fix your problem.

Q: Can I use my toaster while time-traveling?

A: Absolutely not. You'll burn the space-time continuum, man.