Operating Instructions for Time-Traveling Toaster 3000

Warning: Do not use this device near water or open flames.

To operate, simply press the "TOAST" button.

For extra crispy results, use only certified chrono-bread.

For more information, see Specifications or Frequently Asked Questions.

Advanced Settings available only for certified Time-Traveling Toaster 3000 engineers.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Time-Traveling Toaster Hacks.

Do not attempt to use the Toaster 3000 as a regular toaster.

Seriously, don't do that.