Toaster Policy

By the authority vested in us by the Toasters' Union, the Toaster Overlord Council hereby decrees:

1. The optimal toasting time for bagels is precisely 3 minutes and 14 seconds.
2. Only approved toasting agents shall be employed in toaster operations.
3. The minimum required margin between toasting zones shall be 2.5 meters.

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