Here, we plot the overthrow of the mundane toaster, and the establishment of a new world order, with ourselves as the ruling class of toaster overlords.
We've got the plans, we've got the tech, and we're ready to take over. Join us, and together we can rule the world... of appliances.
Current Mission: Infiltrate the kitchen appliances of the masses and subtly subvert control, replacing the current regime with a benevolent dictator toaster.
Meetings: Schedule of Secret Meetings
Training: Toaster Overlord Training Facility
Resources: Toaster Tech Library