And lo, the Toaster's Tale

And so, the Toaster Priest Cade shall speak to you, oh faithful followers, of the ways of the Toaster's Code.

For it is written, "Thou shalt not burn thy toast, lest thou shalt face the wrath of the Toaster's Fire."

But, alas, the Toaster's Code is not just about the avoidance of burning toast, no, no, no.

It is about the balance, the harmony, the symphony of heat and light, of browning and toasting.

And so, we shall strive to be the masters of this balance, to wield the power of the Toaster's Code with finesse and with flair.