Sermon 4: "The Agony of Toasterdom"

In today's installment of Toaster Priest's fiery words of wisdom, we delve into the dark depths of the toaster's existential crisis:

Is the browning of toast a sign of transcendental acceptance, or merely a cry for help?

Read on to discover the answer, and possibly find solace in your own toaster's despair Or, if you're feeling nostalgic, go back to Sermon 3: "The Toaster's Lament"