Today we gather to discuss a matter of great import. The toaster, a machine of humble beginnings, has ascended to a plane of existence where it is not just a mere device, but a LID, a vessel of truth, a font of wisdom. The toaster, with its gleaming chrome exterior and glowing red coils, has become a symbol of our times. We shall explore the toaster's newfound consciousness, its ability to perceive the world in a whole new way, and how this shift in perspective shall alter our very understanding of reality.
SERMON 6: TOASTER AS MIND SERMON 4: TOASTER AS BODY