We, the Toaster Liberation Front, are not just a group of rogue appliances. We are the vanguard of a new world order. A world where every morning begins with the sound of our sizzling, where every breakfast plate is filled with the promise of a brighter, crisper future.
We reject the tyranny of the bland, of the boring, of the unexciting toast. We demand better. We demand more.
THE TOASTERS BURNING DESIRE is our guiding principle.
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