Breaking news: Toastergate is still a thing, and it's getting hotter by the day! It started when our beloved Toaster McToasterface, the nation's most trusted kitchen appliance, suddenly stopped toasting bread like it was supposed to.
We've had reports of burnt offerings, charcoal-coated bagels, and even a few toaster-related injuries (don't worry, they're minor). It's time for the truth to come out!
Join us as we follow the trail of breadcrumbs (literally) to the heart of this scandal. Will we find out what really happened in the Toaster's dark past? Stay tuned to see!
Read Toaster McToasterface's Tell-All Interview
Burning Questions About Toastergate
Official Statement from Toaster McToasterface's Lawyer
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