Option 2: The Paper of Desperation

For when you just can't think straight

Use this paper when you're faced with:

• Too many options
• Too few options
• No options at all

Just print out this paper and stare at it until you find a solution

Option 3: The Paper of Desperation (Just in case Option 2 doesn't work) Option 4: The Paper of 'I'm out of Options'

		
		// This is what happens when you print out Option 2:
		// 1. You get a nice piece of paper.
		// 2. You get a nice view of your printer.
		// 3. You might get a paper cut.
		// 4. You might get a paper jam.
		// 5. You might get nothing at all.
		// 6. You might get a existential crisis.
	

Disclaimer

This paper is not responsible for any decisions made while staring at it.

Use at your own risk (of sanity)