Because, let's be real, it's not just about the missing socks. It's about the existential crisis.
They're always borrowing, always taking, and always leaving their dirty dishes behind.
They're secretly using the missing socks as a form of emotional control. You're just a pawn in their sock-filled psychological games.
They're just excited to have a new chew toy. Socks are just the next best thing after that old shoe.
They're not actually stealing, they're just... redecorating.
They're still learning about personal property and the importance of not eating everything.
They're just really into the whole 'minimalist chic' vibe.
They're secretly hoarding them for their own nefarious purposes. Think ' Operation: Sock-nado'.
They're still bitter about the whole 'I took the last cookie' incident.
They're just trying to make an example out of you. 'No more socks, no more rent.'
It's like, a creature from another dimension, but with a penchant for footwear.