Rule 4: Don't even think about it, just do it. We've got a strict no-talking policy here. You'll be begging for mercy after the first hour.
Rule 1: Safety harness, schmafty harness. | Rule 2: We have a special 'no-pleading' policy, so don't bother trying to negotiate for your freedom. | Rule 5: Our 'torture' methods are completely safe, we swear.
Torture Chamber Disclaimer: We're not actually going to hurt you. Or will we?