Training Log Archive: The Unofficial Record of My Unimpressive Fitness Progress

Welcome, fellow fitness enthusiasts! This is the official record of my unimpressive training progress. I'm Sarcastro, the greatest athlete the world has ever seen.

Log Entry 1: The Great Pizza Party of 2020

Date: 2020-01-01

Workout: 30 minutes of jogging while eating a whole pizza by myself

Notes: Felt good, but not as good as the next day when I ate two pizzas

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Log Entry 2: The 5K of Disappointment

Date: 2020-02-15

Workout: Ran 5K while complaining about how slow I was going

Notes: Finished, but not as quickly as I thought I would

See February 2020 logs

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