Welcome to the multiverse's most notorious nigiri bar! We serve the freshest, most unpredictable sushi in the cosmos.
Our nigiri is crafted with the finest quantum flux and served with a side of existential dread.
Don't worry, our chef's got this. He's been trained in the art of dimensional sushi-making by the great Sushi-Sensei himself.
So, are you ready to taste the infinite possibilities of nigiri?
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