Classical Toiletry: The Forgotten Dimension

In a world beyond our own, a realm where plumbing is a thing of beauty and wonder, we find the majestic Classical Toiletries.

Here, porcelain thrones are crafted with precision and care, their curves a symphony of functionality and form.

But be warned, traveler from the mundane: the Classical Toiletries of Sub-Dimensional 4321 are not for the faint of heart.

For here, the porcelain gods demand reverence and respect. Will you answer the call to worship at the altar of the Sub-Dimensional Throne?

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