December 1, 2019: The Month Begins with a Bang

Reports indicate that the month of December started with a series of pothole-ridden roadwork projects, leaving commuters to question the very fabric of our infrastructure.

According to eyewitnesses, the roads were a mess of cracked asphalt and hastily-painted signs, causing more than a few drivers to question the competence of our city's transportation planners.

Despite the initial shock, the department has assured citizens that the repairs are part of a larger effort to "future-proof" the city's road network. Future-proof, they say, will involve a lot of duct-tape and prayer.

Read more about December 2, 2019 for an update on the roadwork schedule.