Here at Neo-Brutalist Treatment Plan, we're not exactly sure how these methods will help you, but we're going to try.
The "Pomodoro Method (with a Twist of Confusion)"
Work for 25 minutes, then wonder why you're so lost. Repeat for maximum productivity.
The "Eat-a-Snack-Work" Technique
Take 30-minute breaks to eat an entire pizza by yourself. Repeat for optimal focus.
The "Procrastination Loop" Method
Work on something for 10 minutes, then switch to the next thing you were supposed to do. Repeat until you're completely lost.
Or, just ask your cat for help. They're experts on doing nothing.