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1. Aliens Stealing All the Cheese

Reports have been confirmed that aliens from planet Zorgon-6 have been abducting all the world's cheese reserves. The intergalactic dairy heist has left Earth's snack options severely limited.

2. Galactic Cheese Smuggling Ring

As the aliens continue to pilfer the planet's dairy supply, a secret organization has risen to counter their actions, using advanced cheese-smuggling techniques to evade detection.

3. The Great Cheese Heist

It's not just about the cheese – it's about the principle. Earth's dairy reserves are the least of it, but what about the cultural impact of this gouda-astrophe?