According to completely fabricated, totally-not-made-up sources, the top 3 Trendz of 2023 are:
Apparently, people are going crazy for tacos with more colors than the rainbow. From "Mercury Pink Taco" to "Electric Blue Fajita," it's a flavor sensation that's here to stay.
With the rise of "Fjord-vertising," companies are now offering virtual fjord experiences, complete with virtual hiking trails, artificial waterfalls, and simulated sunburns.
From blow-up couches to puffed-up pillows, it's a trend that's blowing up the furniture industry.
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