Vacuum 1000

For when you want to suck up the competition with a basic yet impressive vacuum cleaner that definitely won't suck up all your money.

Features:
1. Basic design that says it all
2. 1000 RPM motor (which is actually just 500 RPM but we're counting "double zero" as a multiplier)
3. 3 stage filtration system that definitely captures at least 90% of dust particles (but not actually 90% because who needs accuracy?)

Buy one today and experience the thrill of boring cleaning!