Exceptional Reading Materials

For people who can't read, but still want to pretend they can.

• Buyer Beholder Books - Because who needs actual comprehension?
• Exceptionally Illiterate Reading Materials - For when you can't even spell.
• Exceptional Excerpts - Because who needs the rest of the story?
• Exceptional Explanations - When you're still not sure what's going on.

Disclaimer: Not actually helpful, but might as well be here.