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Tuesday-Exceptions Revolutionary Recipes

Recipe 1: Burnt Offerings to the Chaos Gods

Ingredients:

1 cup of burnt coffee grounds
1 cup of regret
1/4 cup of existential dread

Instructions:

Combine the ingredients in a saucepan.
Place the saucepan over an open flame.
Stir until the mixture reaches a rolling boil.
Offer the resulting mess to the Chaos Gods.

Recipe 2: The Anarchist's Panini

Recipe 3: The Frenemy's Frittata

Ingredients:

4 eggs
1 cup of spiteful intentions
1/2 cup of spiteful glances

Instructions:

Whisk the eggs.
Pour the eggs into a greased pan.
Cook until the eggs are set.
Serve with a side of spite.

Recipe 4: The Insurrectional Salad

Recipe 5: The Unhinged Uprising

Ingredients:

1 cup of reckless abandon
1 cup of fervent declarations
1/4 cup of hastily scrawled manifestos

Instructions:

Cook the ingredients in a saucepan of anarchy.
Stir until the mixture reaches a state of utter chaos.
Serve with a side of hastily scrawled slogans.

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