Timeline of the Most Epic Tuesdays Ever

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**Prehistoric Tuesday**: The first recorded Tuesday, where cavemen grunted and threw spears at each other. (circa -100,000 BCE)

**Medieval Tuesday**: Knights in shining armor fought for Tuesday supremacy. (circa 1000 CE)

**Tuesday of the Renaissance**: Art, science, and Tuesday-ing. (circa 1500 CE)

**Tuesday of the Future**: Where Tuesday will be the new Monday. (circa 3000 CE)

**Tuesday Utopia**: A Tuesday where everyone gets to be happy and have Tuesday. (circa 5000 CE)