Exceptions for Exceptional Snackers - Tuesday Mandates

Rule 1: Mandatory Tuesday Morning Corgi Watching

def corgi_watching_mandate():
    # Mandatory 8am corgi watching
    return "Tuesday is not complete without corgi watching"
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Rule 2: Unacceptable Monday Morning Corgi Watching Substitutions

def no_corgi_watching_allowed():
    # Monday is not a corgi watching day
    return "No corgi watching allowed, go to bed"
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Rule 3: Emergency Tuesday Morning Corgi Feeding Mandate

def corgi_feeding_mandate():
    # Tuesday morning corgi feeding must occur within 5 minutes
    return "Corgis are not morning creatures, but they need food"
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Rule 4: Mandatory Corgi Grooming and Pampering

def corgi_grooming_mandate():
    # Corgis must be groomed and pampered daily
    return "Corgis are furry creatures, not furry monsters"
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