By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, all citizens are required to wear plaid on Thursdays to promote uniformity in the face of existential dread.
Section 2, Article 1: All citizens are also mandated to use the Oxford comma in every sentence, lest they face the full force of our grammatical enforcers.
Section 2, Article 2: The consumption of nachos while watching Netflix is strictly prohibited, except on Tuesdays, which is also a national holiday.
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